Your Mom…POTUS
Reddit had a funny poll yesterday: “What changes could we expect if YOUR mom became President of the United States?” Some of the better answers? • All White House televisions…
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Alex Wong/Getty ImagesReddit had a funny poll yesterday: "What changes could we expect if YOUR mom became President of the United States?"
Some of the better answers?
• All White House televisions will be permanently set to HGTV.
• Every American will get a birthday card with a $5 bill.
• At the end of each day running the country, the Secret Service needs to walk around the White House checking to make sure every door and window is locked. Afterwards the President will walk around the White House to make sure every door and window is locked.
• I am now known as “secretary of fixing the internet”.
• Always be prepared for the president to barge into your room without knocking.
• Every citizen in the US must now go to bed at a reasonable hour.
• The military is now disbanded. Any disagreement between countries will be resolved by sitting all members down at the kitchen table and making them say three nice things about each other.
• Take off your shoes before you enter the White House!
• Those who leave splatter in the microwave will be executed.
What about YOUR mom?
