Finally My Kind Of Marathon!

Why do marathons have to be so long?  I mean do you really need to run that far?  I doubt you'd ever see me run 26.1 meters or whatever it is, or even 5 K.  I mean 5 K of what?  Finally the town of Bourne, Texas has heard the cry of Underachievers like me!

They are going to have a race that's less than a Third Of A Mile an even feature a Donut Break in the middle!  Its a solid .5 K!  The race sold out so in 2019 it's gonna be even bigger!

The best part, you get a free pint of beer at the end!

When can we do this here in Charlotte?

BIG SEXY