Bigfoot Spotted In Mocksville!
Y’all…this is the part where Uncle Charlie and Aunt Debbie remind you that, despite what that conspiracy theory bone in your body tells you, BIGFOOT IS NOT REAL! There has…
DENVER, CO – APRIL 18: A Sasquatch throws out the first pitch as part of a promotion as the Philadelphia Phillies face the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field on April 18, 2014 in Denver, Colorado. (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)
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Y'all...this is the part where Uncle Charlie and Aunt Debbie remind you that, despite what that conspiracy theory bone in your body tells you,
BIGFOOT IS NOT REAL!
There has been issue in Davie County that has prompted a run on the local 911 service. A statue of Bigfoot has been placed on the side of Pine Ridge Road, and folks are freaking out.
The Davie County Animal Shelter released a statement saying: "This handsome fellow stands on Pine Ridge Rd. in Mocksville. If you are traveling this road at night, please be advised that the eyes appear to glow. If you see this phenomenon, you do not need to call animal control to report seeing Bigfoot, Sasquatch or any other large creature. Do not tie up 911 lines.''
GREAT prank tho, right?
