Christmas For Those That Can Buy Anything
There are a couple of ways you will know that I have won the lottery. First, we will simply disappear from the air on day with no explanation and no…


There are a couple of ways you will know that I have won the lottery. First, we will simply disappear from the air on day with no explanation and no return-ever.
And second, I will do all my Christmas shopping for that first year from the Neiman Marcus Christmas Book. If you've never heard of this, it is the most gawdy, extravagant, eye-rolling gifts you cook ever imagine.
Just to give you an idea about what I'm talking about here...
That's from a couple of years ago. This year's stuff?
-For just $1,500, you could own a Versace Punching Bag
- Drop $35,000 for a Moët & Chandon Vending Machine
- A custom made dog house sets you back $70k.
-And my personal favorite this year? For a mere $700,007 you get put in the seat of an Aston Martin designed by James Bond himself, actor Daniel Craig. Only 7 will be sold.
Gotta get those tickets for the weekend. ;)




