Normal Couples Doing Abnormal Things To Each Other
When I first saw this on Reddit, “What do you do with your significant other that’s not normal?” I of course thought of what we do every day and said…”DUH!”
But Debbie and I have absolutely NOTHING on these couples.
One user said her man plays Laundry Turtle where “he dumps the laundry on me when it’s warm and fresh out of the dryer.”
Another said wrapped his girlfriend in a blanket, rolled her back and forth on the bed and told her ‘Shhh…just be bread, loaf-girlfriend. It’s okay to be bread.”
Another couple who seemed to take their cue from National Geographic said they bite each other’s necks throughout the day to establish dominance. Yes, you read that right, they BITE EACH OTHER!
And yet another couple loves to puff out their bellies to make them touch so that their “babies” can talk to each other, which I’m sure is probably popular with them after a Thanksgiving feast.
“Uh, my wife and I do a radio show together.”
Crickets
