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This is the laugh I needed! 

The HuffPost Parents Facebook community was asked to share funny names kids give everyday things and here are some of the funniest ones.

“My daughter called a head of lettuce a ‘salad ball,’ and that’s forever what we call it.” ― Darcie Johnson Bane

“My son calls the ottoman an ‘abdomen.’ It’s really funny when he goes to other people’s homes and says, ‘Can I put my feet on your abdomen?’” ― Amanda Rodriguez

“A boy I babysat called lasagna ‘spaghetti cake.’” ― Allison Kennedy

“When my now 9-year-old son was little, he always called bras ‘boobie pants.’ Walking through the underwear section of shops with him was always a fun experience with him yelling it at the top of his voice, as it made him laugh.” ― Emma Williams

“My daughter told me that women carry babies in their ‘universe.’” ― Lindsay Curtin

What funny names does your child give everyday things?