North Carolina Sheriff’s Department Wants To Give Your Ex A Valentines Day Surprise

Ladies here's your chance to get back at him

The Allegheny County, North Carolina Sheriff's Office is celebrating Valentine's Day by asking people to turn in their ex-partner if they have an outstanding warrant.

The police posted ...

The Alleghany County Sheriff’s Office is now offering a Valentine’s Day Weekend Special! Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with drugs in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest.

This Valentine’s Day Weekend Special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in our luxurious accommodations, and professional glamour shots that will be posted online for all to enjoy. This special is capped off with a special Valentine’s dinner.

We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don't blame you, this special is too sweet to pass up. Operators are standing by!

To darn funny!