World’s Dumbest College Student Trapped “On Vacation” In Afghanistan

Let me make this abundantly clear-in case this story doesn't do it for you-just because you're in college does not mean you are not 100% an idiot!  Meet Miles Routledge (or as he calls himself on social media "Lord Miles).  Miles is a 21-year-old university student in the UK who decided that the best way to spend his summer vacation dollar was to take a week-long trip to Afghanistan.  Then, as the Taliban took over the country, this genius got stuck.

“No more flights in Kabul, I’m stuck in Afghanistan. Bit of a pickle. I was under the impression that the country wouldn’t fall for another month, so I thought it was going to be fine. I thought maybe the worst case would be food poisoning. I hate lying around on a beach so I wanted to do something a little bit different. After graduating I’ll have a full-time job and maybe a family so won’t have the opportunity to do things like this again. I thought [Afghanistan] looked quite nice, the food seemed amazing and it was dirt cheap.”  OMG...if you're this guy's parents, when he gets home, YOU'RE gonna kill him, right?  And I say when he gets home as "Lord Miles" has been evacuated by British troops and has landed in Dubai.