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Let me start by saying I actually LOVE this prank.  In advance of Hurricane Nicholas hitting the Texas coastline, Texas attorney (yup, this guy IS a lawyer) Mark Metzger dressed up as Michael Myers from the Halloween movies and decided to just stroll down the beach carrying a bloody knife.

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As great as this prank was, apparently it triggered more than one Karen on Galveston Island to see Michael Myers on the beach and police were dispatched to arrest Metzger.

Texas Lawyer Dressed as Michael Myers Arrested on Galveston Beach

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It turns out the knife was fake (as was the blood).  So, he was only cited for disorderly conduct.  I love the guy’s quote.  “I just don’t think they appreciate it that much. I guess there’s some people out there that don’t have a sense of humor or, you know, can’t please them all”  I hope he doesn’t just pay the fine.  I’d love to see footage of this case being adjudicated in court and to see the look on a judge’s face having to deal with an attorney dressed as Michael Myers and messing with people like this.