Wait, wait. I know you’re going, “But Keanu has been dating someone else for a couple of years now.” And you’re right. Here’s the story. In 1992, Reeves and Winona Ryder co-starred in Francis Ford Coppola’s “Dracula.” In that movie, their characters got married. Apparently, the scene was filmed in a single take, with real priests, so technically, they’re married?
Well, at least Winona Ryder says so. Coppola says so. And now, Reeves says they are indeed still married, “Under the eyes of God.” It’s all tongue-in-cheek and I think very funny that all of them have no problem continuing to play along with the gag.