Wait, “Rock, Scissors, Paper” Got You Out Of A Felony?!

I’m going to start by saying this happened on TikTok, so you can take it with a grain of salt if you wish. Ok, so here goes. TikTok user @thickbwoy…

Charlie & Debbie

Updated Apr 28, 2022 8:59 AM EDT

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I'm going to start by saying this happened on TikTok, so you can take it with a grain of salt if you wish. Ok, so here goes. TikTok user @thickbwoy SAYS he and his crew got out of a felony charge by beating harbor patrol in a game of Rock, Scissors, Paper. What we know for sure is on the video there are two boats: one with male police officers (from Miami) and one with peeps in bathing suits. When the man wearing a "sheriff" vest loses to a girl, the crowd goes wild.

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For the record, Miami PD says the video was NOT in their jurisdiction, but perhaps Miami-Dade PD's which operates in a specific county in the city. However, Miami-Dade responded with, “The persons on this video are not from the Miami-Dade Police Department. I cannot determine which agency they belong to.” How about if I suggest this whole "Rock, Scissors, Paper" thing was staged with dudes in costumes on TikTok. Anyone want to buy that explanation? <g>

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Charlie Nance is the Afternoon Drive co-host (along with his wife) of "The Charlie and Debbie Show" at WSOC, Country 1037 in Charlotte, North Carolina. The couple have been with the radio station since 2006. Charlie has won the prestigious CMA (Country Music Association) Award for Radio Personality of the Year and has been a finalist for the Country Radio Hall of Fame four times. Prior to his time in Charlotte, Charlie (along with Debbie) spent more than a decade hosting successful morning radio shows in Greenville, SC; Augusta, Ga; and Birmingham, Al. As a content creator for Country 1037, Charlie writes about dream lottery windfalls, sports, restaurants and bars, and travel experiences in North and South Carolina.