Wait, “Rock, Scissors, Paper” Got You Out Of A Felony?!
I’m going to start by saying this happened on TikTok, so you can take it with a grain of salt if you wish. Ok, so here goes. TikTok user @thickbwoy SAYS he and his crew got out of a felony charge by beating harbor patrol in a game of Rock, Scissors, Paper. What we know for sure is on the video there are two boats: one with male police officers (from Miami) and one with peeps in bathing suits. When the man wearing a “sheriff” vest loses to a girl, the crowd goes wild.
https://www.tiktok.com/@thickbwoy/video/7082501314508279083?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc
For the record, Miami PD says the video was NOT in their jurisdiction, but perhaps Miami-Dade PD’s which operates in a specific county in the city. However, Miami-Dade responded with, “The persons on this video are not from the Miami-Dade Police Department. I cannot determine which agency they belong to.” How about if I suggest this whole “Rock, Scissors, Paper” thing was staged with dudes in costumes on TikTok. Anyone want to buy that explanation? <g>