The “Lebo’s Santa Claus Hotline” opens things up with a kid growing up like Debbie did…sick as a dog at Christmas. 😉 30% of kids are bored with their toys by noon on Christmas Day…you ever go through this with your kid? “Smartest Person…” makes us painfully aware of how on-fire our credit card stripes are right now. And in “Other News…” a “porch pirate” gets what’s coming to him!