Get Ready For The Miller High Life Leg Lamp Beer Tower

Leave it to the Folks at Miller High Life Beer to take "A Christmas Story" to the next level.  When you think of that classic holiday movie, of course you think of the tacky leg lamp that arrives with much fanfare.  Now, it's one thing to have a tacky leg that lights up.  It's an entire other thing to have that AND be able to pour beer out of it as well!  What sorcery is this?  Pure genius, I say. The lamp costs $120 and will be available for sale starting on Friday.  According to Miller's website, here's all you need to know: Designed to light up any holiday gathering and modeled after the historic and beloved Girl in the Moon who has graced the iconic bottle since its 1903 debut. The Leg Lamp Beer Tower stands proudly at a glorious 3.5 ft. tall, dispenses a six pack of The Champagne of Beers  (or 2.2 liters) and has battery-operated lights. It’s also delivered in its own FRAGILE box and comes assembled so it can grace your windowsill the minute it arrives. It’s so indescribably beautiful you’ll want to display it in your front room window – or dive bar! Inclusions: Three (3) puck lights and a remote control for brightness and color (9) AAA batteries (3 for each puck light) (1) C2025 battery for remote control Lamp shade MHL logo finial  Instructions and cleaning care card Product Details: Assembled lamp info:  45" tall and weighs 35 lbs. Fragile box dimensions: 24" W x 24" L x 48" H One-time limited release; No Returns Gentlemen, before you get too excited, I want to point a major thing out here.  Unless you have a "man cave" you are screwed.  No woman who lives in your home and is related to you by marriage will EVER allow anything this tacky to be easily seen.  And at 45" tall and weighing 35 lbs., you can't hide this anywhere! [ss-signup design_id="1843474"]