Groom Makes Bride Bleed After Rough Cake “Feeding”
Okay, Okay, I realize what I’m going to say next is going to make me sound like the old man on his lawn, wearing black socks and Birkenstocks, yelling at people to get off his lawn. BUT, wedding couples listen to me. When did a time-honored wedding tradition become a license/reason for a food fight? If you’re going to feed each other cake at the reception, either do it gingerly and lovingly or don’t do it at all. I don’t care HOW boring it makes your social media post. Reason why? This couple!
@irisbmartinez Weeding and Divorce the same day. 2nd PART. #ohno #ohnono #fyp #funnyvideos #funny #funnynotfunny
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Dude, what are you thinking? Your bride has NEVER cared more about being beautiful than on this day. And at her wedding reception (make no mistake, it’s hers), you choose to basically tackle her while shoving a cake in her face? And by in her face, I mean ALL OVER HER ENTIRE FACE? And then, it comes to pass that you’ve drawn blood? blood on her day in her white dress? This may be the first wedding I’ve seen that there’s a strong possibility of a divorce lawyer being consulted before the couple leaves the reception!
