The 7 New Signs That Indicate Your Neighbor Might Be A Swinger

Oh my.  Chris says I can't talk about this on the air cause it is just too darn saucy and there might be kids in the car.  I can write about it for you discerning adults.  The seven new objects that indicate Mary and Joey next door might not be as clean cut as you think.

According to The Hookup(via Sexy Time),  swinging is reportedly on the rise with as many as 15 million Americans habitually swapping partners to spice up their sex lives.  According to research, swingers in the U.S. are "mostly white, middle aged and middle income, meaning chances are there are people in your sub division coloring outside the lines. For details get more from the New York Post

While swingers mostly keep it to themselves they do use certain signs to indicate their unorthodox sexual practices:

7) Wearing Anklets and Toe Rings (what??  I have definitely done this back in the day)

6)Wearing a Black Ring on Hand

5) Upside Down Pineapples

4) Pampas Gras

3) Hot Tubs

2)Gnomes

1) Flamingos