Amazing Video: Bear Steals Lasagna From Home
Bears are becoming more and more brazen. Last week we talked about one in Canada that rolled into a convenience store and pilfered nothing more than a bag of gummy bears. Perhaps somewhat self-nihilistic, but funny none the less. Now comes this almost unbelievable video of a bear in Connecticut.
If I used the word brazen to describe the Canadian gummy bear consuming bruin, I must employ the word genius to describe this one in the Constitution State. First, let me say once again how blown away I am by the quality of Ring cameras. Crazy good. And I’m here for it. Helena Houlis posted her Ring of a recent intruder to her home. What scares me about both these bears is how deliberate and purposeful they appear to be.
Bear one, wanted nothing but gummy bears. He did not trash the convenience store. Haribo stolen and then consumed. THIS Connecticut bear? Check out how he saunters room to room. He’s not trashing ANYTHING. He’s not even poking his nose in anything. It’s as if he’s not just looking for something, but he seems to have a good idea where it is. And he does. “Pooh” just strolls over to the fridge like you or me would do. Opens it up, again just like you or me. Then, does he linger? No. He grabs the frozen lasagna and then looks for his exit. I mean, it’s as if smelled last night’s supper, saw someone put in in the freezer and then said, “You know, I’m coming to get that.”
And as far as his exit? It takes this bear about a second to figure out, “Hey, I can just step on the freezer door and climb my ample backside through the window. INCREDIBLE! This Connecticut bear’s intelligence is on par with my college senior, son’s. See, he doesn’t close the freezer door when he’s done either.